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[XENO TACTIC]

Great fun

great game, got to level 67, nice one...

[Make Your Own Story!!!]

Awesome

In the year 3047A.D. Spaceman Phil from planet Spain was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 42.3! He was going so fast that he didn't see the Blash planet Upnorth from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the Blash planet dragged his Smelly ship and crashed it. Spaceman Phil knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Sheep Gun. Luckily, there was a/an Strange military base nearby. Phil sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Harse behind some crates of Bacons. Before he could ride Harse back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Space Tards attack a baby Cockweasel. Phil pulled out his lazer Sheep Gun an beat the Fudgebumps out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Phil got on the vehicle and flew away. Shawing!!!!!! All that was left from the plant was Blash dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an Dishlike death from the explosion. Spaceman Phil became a hero in Spain and was worshipped for many years.

[The Awesome Tutorial]

Very poor

Try and give more detail rather than just one page for each item. also, noone looking at a tutorial cares about easter eggs, so don't make such a big thing out of it...

14hourlunchbreak responds:

I wasn't making a big thing about it. I just said I had some in there.

[Beer Tapper Gone Wild!]

Okay

Nothing special at first, but strangely addictive...